I never wanted to get fired. I really wanted to keep my job. But I also really wanted to bang that secretary. That’s why I was so upset that they fired me for sexual harassment. I didn’t think it was sexual harassment. I was just trying to make a move on her when I got the chance. We were both alone in the conference room and I dropped my pants and said “suck on this bitch.” I don’t understand what was so wrong. Now I had to move back to my parents house in Marana, Arizona.

But it’s not right for a 28 year old to live with his parents as far as I’m concerned. And two months is far too long. I need to move out right away and that’s why I found an apartment in downtown Tucson on Craycroft and Lee street. It’s the perfect place for me and I already found some roommates. Good kids, I met them on the streets. However, I need to get money for the first security deposit. I have bad credit so that’s a tough one.

Luckily I found that I could get car title loans in Tucson Arizona by looking online. It was an easy process to get fast cash. I just came online and filled out an application and got a response almost instantly. Dealing with these people made life a little easier for me. I found that I would have more than enough money for the apartment and could afford a little furniture too.

I am ready to get out of my parents place. Honestly how am I supposed to get laid living with my parents.

-Joey C.

Tucson Arizona